My friend Dave sees Eva Mendes all the time around his neighborhood. I live close by and should totally see her around too. But instead I see people like...
Rickie from My So Called Life. (Which, ok, is kind of awesome too.)
And Fabio. Who is helpfully collecting driftwood in a loincloth for all the world.
Here is Eva leaving the gym with her personal trainer a few days ago. Which gym?! Probably some personal studio.
And what's in that bag? ... Probably bodies.
(There's a possibility I have been watching too much Dexter.)