Every time I see the newly blonde Kim Kardashian, I think it’s Wendy Williams. Because of the blonde hair…. And the nose job.
How you doin’?
The big news this week is that Kimmie’s big sis Kourtney Kardashian is preggers with boyfriend Scott Disick’s (the s is silent) child. She’s due in December. (He’s lurking there in the background of that picture. That’s not Scott. It’s the NY friend who was always around this season being unhelpful. Still creepy & still get a haircut.)
Disick appeared with Kourtney on Keeping Up With the Kardashians where they totes broke up to make way for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Kourtney and Khloe were all set to be two swinging singles on that show, but I guess that’s over now.
Apparently Kourtney and Disick only broke up for TV. It’s not like I believe anything that happens on KUWTK anyway, since that show is totally scripted. But Disick did seem like a dick IRL, and Kourt seemed better off without him. But now she’s stuck with him. For like ever. But I guess he’s stuck with the Kardashians for like ever too. And that poor baby’s stuck with the whole mess of them arguing over prison sentences, coke diets, sex tapes, pet monkeys, face lifts, DUIs, shopping addictions, and Bentley salesmen.
Actually, what the hell am I talking about? That sounds just like my childhood.