It’s almost Memorial Day Weekend. Can you believe it? Time has been flying.
Do you have big plans for the holiday weekend? I don’t really. Just work a little, go to the gym, walk the dog. Omg. I sound like a boring person. Maybe it’s because I failed to mention that I’m going to do all of those things with Robert Pattinson.
So, what I REALLY want to do, is partake in some of those Memorial Day sales on Monday… But something really, extremely, terrifyingly, insane happened last night. I got a $336 phone bill from T-Mobile. Um. YES.
It was mainly my stupid error. I signed up for that Five Faves (or whatever) plan online thinking it would LOWER my bill, but since I have a kinda low-end phone it never came up on my phone asking me to pick “my 5”, so instead I got over-changed for ever single call…. I dumbly thought it automatically chose your five for you by discerning who you called the most. I think I use the Internet too much where things are easy & stuff.
This was a costly error
They won’t change my bill, even though I turned into one of those scary people you see on Dr. Phil episodes about rage issues who, when asked if they think they’re the center of the universe, pause before answering.
I got heated with the T-Mobile lady and even threatened to cancel with T-Mobile, thinking that would shake her up. I mean, I’ve been with T-Mobile since 2000! Instead, all she said was, but then we will just give you more fines.
It was then the fight just left me.
I am your bitch, T-Mobile. You own me.
Maybe money doesn’t hate some of you as much as it hates me. For you, I have some sweet deals from Benefit to announce.
Think of me as you’re shopping your little butts off this Memorial Day Weekend, think of me and my lack of fave fives.